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The Book of Paul

Chapter 1

1- Now I paul do take the responsibility of making the blog entry with mine own hand. Wherefore, how long I am able to blog, I know not. For it hath been decreed that every married man and woman should make an entry online and I marrieth not.
2-Now it came to pass that Adam, mine elder brother, desireth to leave his free time, family and take unto himself many books and classes in the land of desolation and despair.
3- For behold, he hath journeyed into the lions den where they do follow many vain and foolish traditions which doth rot the mind and confuse the soul. For I Paul did labor 5 years amoungst the gentiles and did labor much in the land desolation. Yea I did labor when the gentiles did prosper and mine bretheren were lost and did struggle mightily.
4- But it did come to pass that I did succeed in fooling the gentiles and they have presented me with a degree. And I do leave them and return not.
5- and while i did labor, a new coach hath come forth to lead our brethern out of the darkness and into the light. And we did follow this coach and we were rewarded with many victories over the gentiles.
6- and I make an end of my writing for now. but the time soon commeth where we shall journey again to the promised land south and we shall again behold the greatness of these our bretheren. Wherefore, I shall write more then.