Real Men of Genius

Real Men of Genius.)
Today we salute you, Mr. Texas Christian Offensive Coordinator.
(Mr. Texas Christian Offensive Coordinator!!)
Down after down, drive after drive, you dial up the perfect plays-to not put points on the board.
(That’s execution)
When you get the chance to step on the opponent’s throat and go up 17-6, your wide-open receiver finally catches the ball … just out of bounds.
(That line is so hard to see!)
While conventional wisdom says moving forward on third down is important you have vision to say ‘au contraire.’
(What’s French for ‘out of field goal range’?)
And when the chips are down and all you need is a pair of 30-yard field goals to put the game away …
(oh, we’re so close!)
You get to show everyone why that fan kicking contest you heard about was such a bad idea.
(Why can’t Texans make a field goal?)
So keep directing those might Horned Frogs, oh titan of the frozen tundra, because you have to know when Gary Patterson moves on for that big BCS contract there’s no way he’s talking you with him.
(Mr. Texas Christian Offensive Coordinator!!)